Crypt1c’s Shit List
So I’ll preface this by saying that just because a player appears on this list, it doesn’t mean I would never pub with them or that they are bad players. I’m not really one to hold a grudge. These are just people I would never draft on a team, so without further ado, enjoy my list of undraftables:
(in order of sign ups)
- Soltie
Yeah I know you all expected this. I know a lot of people don’t like him because they say he’s toxic. I haven’t really experienced this and I don’t mind playing with him at all. The reason I’d never draft him is because he does not take criticism, and as a result will never improve. Until he can stop arguing with everyone and take advice from other players he’s not worth a draft slot imo.
2. Orfelius
Orf is very hit or miss. He has some games where he has a ton of impact and other games where you forget his character is even in the game. This is because Orf has a tendency to tilt and when he does, his gameplay goes to shit. Some of the ways he says things come off as passive aggressive, and he resembles soltie a bit in that regard. He tries to micromanage other players at times, and when I’m running from 3 heroes the last thing I need to hear is someone shouting at me “force staff over the ledge and then TP.” I’ve got 4000+ hours in the game. I know.
3. Yolksoup
Awful player.
4. Mozza
I know there are a lot of people who like mozza, and that’s fine. Imo in a league setting I think sportsmanship is important. Inhouses are whatever, throw out those “?” after every kill or whatever, but when it comes to league games I don’t think there is any place for that behavior (despite the fact that anyone can request no all chat). That being said, just because I wouldn’t draft him doesn’t mean mozza is a bad pick. I think he’s definitely first round material and I’ll be surprised if he makes it to the 2nd.
5. Lotus
Buys stout shield on tide. Need I say more?
Now that I’ve gone through them all I’ve realized there really aren’t that many. My list is a bit larger than that, but some of the players didn’t sign up this season.
