PST WED Captain Scout Sheet

Crypt1cDOTA
2 min readAug 23, 2023

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Festival

I can only assume that someone becomes an immortal tinker/meepo player by getting rejected by every woman in their life. Seek therapy.

Dez

There is a 100% chance they have marci rule 34 on their computer.

Lou

Imagine picking brew in a 3k average inhouse lobby

Doomcow

Haha this guy sucks at meepo everybody point and laugh

Zombies

Rank 2841? More like MMR = 2841

Shouldn’t have hit that recalibrate button bro

Grimacing

Congrats on winning this season of LD2L playing mid. This is definitely just looter’s main account.

Tokc

Somebody told me this guy is shit and I have no reason to believe otherwise.

Yop

Imagine playing American sports as a Canadian. Disgraceful. Play hockey like a real man.

GSKW

I thought this guy was good at one point? He’s just going to be getting his salad tossed all season by mids that are twice his mmr.

Mantis

Archon core player with significantly more hours in the game than MMR. Name a more iconic duo.

Huh

Lots of games with teekay and waffz. Most likely going to draft a friend stack and end up bottom tier. I can respect it… Good luck.

Beach Jeans

Carried

Nifuji

Nifuji’s wordcloud is large enough to be reassembled to form the declaration of independence

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